Thursday, April 24, 2008
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Friday, April 4, 2008
Male vs. Female Definitions
My sister in law sent this to me. Even though I know very few men that are actually this obnoxious I thought it was funny.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female....... Any part under a car's hood.Male.....
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.Male......
Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.Male......
Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do i t.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;He said . .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fr idge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female....... Any part under a car's hood.Male.....
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.Male......
Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.Male......
Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do i t.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;He said . .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fr idge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Have any of you guys ever forgotten to hide the Easter Egg? I was up until 2am painting my bedroom. By the time I was done I was exhausted and went right to bed. When I woke up this morning Emy came upstairs and noticed the eggs were still in the carton. I felt retarded. Of course we fabricated a note from the Easter Bunny stating that since their mom was up so late hehad to skip our house but would come back while we were at church. I felt so bad. At least it all turned out alright. The girls had fun finding the eggs. Emy found the golden egg this year. Do any of you do the golden egg? What do you guys do as the prize for the golden egg?
Here's a run down on what happened in March:
Bri is walking. YEAH!
Emily is doing great in Kindergarten. She is reading every sign we pass. It's kind of cool watcing her read.
Averi refuses to miss preschool for anything. She is secretly social.
We got our carpet in. and it looks and feels so good. I can't believe the difference it makes.
Jeremy finished up with Mountain View and is now full time with Guardian. He is excited about it.
I quit my job as full time mom. Just kidding. But I am going to start teaching at Bon Losee next week so that will cut into some of my MOM job. I'm excited about it. I want to get back into the industry.
Bri turns 1 this Friday. On the 4th.
That's it in a nutshell. I'll try to get some pictures soon.
Bri is walking. YEAH!
Emily is doing great in Kindergarten. She is reading every sign we pass. It's kind of cool watcing her read.
Averi refuses to miss preschool for anything. She is secretly social.
We got our carpet in. and it looks and feels so good. I can't believe the difference it makes.
Jeremy finished up with Mountain View and is now full time with Guardian. He is excited about it.
I quit my job as full time mom. Just kidding. But I am going to start teaching at Bon Losee next week so that will cut into some of my MOM job. I'm excited about it. I want to get back into the industry.
Bri turns 1 this Friday. On the 4th.
That's it in a nutshell. I'll try to get some pictures soon.
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